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Guess who’s back
It is him
Invader
Vader Zim
Invader, Invader, Invader, Invader
Invader, Invader, Invader, <doom song>

I’ve gotta be honest, I’ll give it my allest,
to conquer the Earth in the name of my Tallest
I think it’d be fun, though I am shorter than some
Oh, and blew up home base back in Impending Doom 1 <oops>
Still they gimme a SIR unit that calls itself Gir
Bucket of bolts don’t know what G’s standing for.
And through space I roam, land and I set up my home
And protect it with laser-eyed malevolent gnomes <zap>
I’ll impress my Tallest back up in space
And bring about the downfall of the human race
World domination more inefficient more than evil
Like Pinky and the Brain so incomplete and feeble

Plus there’s this kid who bothers me
Paranormal researcher junior league
I struggle all the time against him
But he just can’t beat Invader Zim
So, come on, Dib, Take a shot
At snap shots, I’ll discredit you lots & call you a crackpot
Despite all Gir’s glitches and quirkin ’
I’ll conquer the planet IN THE NAME OF THE IRKIN

Now this looks a job for me
Advanced scout for Irken army
When the armada comes then it will win
Because I am Invader Zim
Dib will dissect me this he swears
And Gaz knows too but she don’t care
The best soldier amongst the Irkin
Because I am Invader Zim

Little hellions, kids treated like a prison
Attending a skool with a K in the spellin
I go there with ‘em as part of my mission
They think my green tinge is a skin condition
Actually waiting as I’m infiltrating
Clashing with Dib and stalemating
I’ve said it before that his head is big.
Gir, hit him in the back with the hover pig <oink>
Gir you’re gone, what’s wrong? We’re not done with the song
“Surprise, I was the turkey all along!’
So I’ll sing, doomy-doomy-doomy-doomy-doom-doomin’
Pst, I saw a squirrel and this is what he was doin
That’s great, I cut loose, hurt my sqeedily spooch
So now I’ll send my classmates to a room with a moose
I’m betting I’ll find it upsetting
When the rain starts letting down and I feel the wettening
*bzzt* testing, attention please
of a hypnotic zitboy to bring the world to it’s knees
Now you’re relate-in’ to the state I am in
It’s so great to be Invader Zim

Sizz-lor comes from Foodcourtia
Acting like a big poor sportia
With some grudge against me he must even
Because I am Invader Zim
Now this looks like a punishment
Kinda wish I hadn’t quit my banishment
But against me he cannot win
Because I am Invader Zim

My funkey flunkey is watching a monkey
On the TV when he is not malfunctioning
Don’t like those. View show with more sense
Like a music video by Mindless Self Indulgence
And Tak, the new hideous girl attack
So I ruined your life, why don’t you just relax? Spiffy
Nifty resistance by the Resisty
Sissies whose chances of success are iffy
But not me, subjugate the planet I will
And I’ll drive Mars like it’s the Piggymobile
Keep secret. Not even Keef can look
Won’t be arrested, dissected like Chickenfoot <buckaw>

But sometimes to win it seems
I gotta train on the lame Hobo 13
Earth germ s I’ve seen are dis-gust-ing
Still can’t impede my evil scheme
Dib tries to stir up controversy
Put me on Mysterio Mysteries
Professor Membrane he is a smarty
But as an Irken no human is smart as me
(HEY!) From my tallest comes an order
Wait is over; sending out the Armada
That’s odd though. Why’s it written in English--
Oh, I get it. Ha ha. Very funny, Dib.

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, tune in watch me
My chances of success are slim
Because I am Invader Zim
I said this planet I must invade
The pants command; don’t ignore my veins
Victory’ll come soon in a blur
Time for the doom song, now take it Gir!

<Doom song>Okay, Gir, you can stop now
<Doom song>GIR!